I‘ve dug out the plot. It seemed about time considering we’ve now started off this year’s crops in the greenhouse. A little bit of warm weather, some watering and a bit of shooting, and they’ll be ready for transplanting.
So I pulled back the little polytunnel which has succeeded in propagating nothing but clover and hooked out all of the weeds. Then I rather gingerly moved on to the nettles that had taken over the parsnip runs.
Cue the surprising discovery. In among the nettles were the last of last year’s unharvested parsnips. I didn’t hold out much hope for them: they’ve been in the ground through the worst of the winter weather and I expected to find them comprehensively drilled by the slugs’ hungry mouths.
But not a bit of it. I could tell they were big when I started forking them out of the ground as they simply didn’t want to budge. When I did manage to dislodge them, though, they were monsters. The longest was a good 50cm (20in) long. For comparison, here it is beside a toothbrush.
Sadly, though, we won’t be enjoying any of them. They were so long in the ground (and long in the tooth) that they were woody and fibrous, so I’ve cut them all up into beak-size morsels and filled a 5 litre tub with them.
They’re chicken food now, but impressive nonetheless.
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